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NMCC 4th XL Report - 26/07/08
NMCC v Hackney Martians yes ”Martians“
Twas a bright and sunny morning as the North Mid 4s squad gathered at the Pavilion on the morning of Saturday 26th July, ready to travel up to Walthamstow to face the Hackney ”Martians.“ An odd name for an opposition, but still a force to be reckoned with by a largely young (excluding Glazer) North Mid side.
With the North Mid skipper ”Pistol“ Pete Croaker sure to win the toss (having won only the last 1 from 10) the team started the day practicing throw downs surely we’d bat first!
In the end NMCC were put in to bat by the ”Martian“ captain (another great toss of the coin from pistol, although even the colts in our team were beginning to add two further letters to the word ”toss“ when he initially informed us he had lost the toss on a baking hot day).
North Mid got off to a solid start with the skipper and once batting legend Mustard opening up with a fifty partnership. This was followed by a fine innings from North Mid veteran Glazer (50 odd), and further good performances from Kamran, Josh Alibhai, Jake Williams and the very composed looking Charlie Hierons and Will Armstrong-Fox, both in their first senior matches.
North Mid finished with a healthy total of 240 for 7, leaving the Martians with a daunting task ahead having spent 4 hours in humidity North London has not seen since the balmy afternoon of the Bulgarian festival held by the Pavilion the previous summer look what happened there!
The North Mid bowling attack was varied to say the least with every player offered the ball by the skipper at some point during the innings including wicket keeper M.Glazebrook. The only player not to bowl was Mustard complaining of ”his dodgy knee“, although having been spotted in the Red Rita the night before, the skipper suspected his fatigue had resulted from ”alternative“ reasons.
Bowling figures were as follows:
Finn Teesdale 0 for 11, Jake Williams 1 for 14, Isaac Baden-Powell 1 for 32, Nolsad 1 for 32, Kamran 1 for 29, Josh 0 for 42, Pistol 0 for 20, Glaze 2 for 14, Charlie 2 for 10 and Will 0 for 7
The extraterrestrials batted solidly all the way down their order especially the number 5 who scored 56 runs.
However said No.5 was dismissed by what one spectator (Mr. I. Coleman who traveled over 200 miles from Bolton to watch this fine North Mid side) as ”the most bizarre thing I have seen on a cricket field in years“.
Let me set the scene: The Martian No.5 has just got his eye in & has started to tee off. If NMCC don’t remove him soon they are in big trouble. The skipper tells the keeper (Glazer) to remove his pads and take the next over from the other end. ”Bowl straight and up to his toes“ was the message.
With Mustard being a complete wuss (preferring to lazily continue his stint in the office), Kam Khalid took the responsibility with the gloves.
Now comes the first ball of the ex-keeper’s spell: As instructed Glazer sends down a straight one which is ”leading edged“ by the Martian straight above the fledgling wicket keeper’s head.
Cries of ”catch it“ chime around the ground. Having just put on his gloves, the above new keeper decides (while the ball is in mid air) that he can’t catch with wicket keeping gloves or inners on (the ball is still in the air at this point). Said ”wicket keeper“ proceeds to throw off both keeping gloves and pull off one inner (at this point every person in the ground is so open mouthed that it was a good job there was no Victoria Line tube passing through Blackhorse road station).
Then
. Takes the catch with the coolness of Jack Russell.
A remarkable effort Kam love yer work.
Therefore as per the above details, no need to spell out the man of the match award for this game. Glazer ”the senior pro“ took the accolade with great batting and bowling performances.
All in all a good game that was won fairly comfortably by the Mid in the end. Great to see so many colts stepping up to senior cricket also, with good performances especially from Isaac, Nolsad, Charlie and Will, all playing their first adult cricket match, and Josh, Jake and Finn who all put in great efforts
Now for the Cup.
Cheers,
Mustard
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